Okay here is one of "mine".  She didn't take a bad picture. But here's how my day started on Saturday so I was worried. I packed everything in my van and left to get April a half- hour early so I could stop at Kmart and get some extra batteries for our flashes. But 1st I stopped at the car wash and when I pulled up I realized I couldn't wash my car because my drivers side window was down an inch and won't go up. So I back out - right into a telephone box and knock it to the ground , the covers flew off, wires hanging out, great. The guy from the car wash comes over and I said "what do I do?" He runs into the office , checks the phones, says their okay so we spend 10 minutes putting the thing together. While we're doing this I say I backed out cuz my window won't go up and he says I'll help you with that and he does and gets it to go up. (WTH Bart). So he says are you paying cash or credit card , I'll put it in the machine for you. I hand him my bank card, he sticks it in and it gets STUCK! 10 more minutes and he finally gets a pliers and yanks it out in 2 pieces. Give him another CC - I'm brave - and now I'm sitting in the car wash and the 1st swoop of water sprays in the window! It's not sealed - I had cleaned my car out - nothing to stop it from coming in - blue soap - wax, the whole Deluxe car wash. I'm laughing , calling April , telling her she better find a luckier assistant. So I leave there - try to stop at a yellow light - get stopped halfway in the intersection - so just go with 50 cars looking at me. Cop on the other side (but he was busy) So now I don't have time to go to Kmart so stop at the Kum&Go - stupid name- trip on the curb - scrape half the polish on my big toe - but I didn't fall! I get behind some girl buying $40 worth of lottery tickets -one at a time. Arrgggghhhh! But that was the end of the bad luck, if you don't count the air conditioning no longer works in my van. I don't think I should be a wedding photographer at all. Sometimes I don't think I should leave my house.